The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!

“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”

by dannyjerks December 14, 2020

pizza roll in the oven

It's a sentence that you say to confuse others

"Hey man how, how's it goin?"

"pizza roll in the oven"

"oh, okay?"

by anonymous December 15, 2020

eye-rolling

The act of moving one's eyes in a way to be sassy and offensive. It's a non-verbal way to tell someone to "fuck off," much like giving the middle finger. Although they don't actually say "fuck off," that's what the gesture means in that manner.

Teenage daughter: *eye-rolling at father*
Father: "Don't tell me to fuck off!"
Teenage daughter: "I didn't!"
Father: "The fuck you didn't!"

by My Dog Has Hitler's Brain December 20, 2020

Roll Bowl

Nou. A glass pipe sometimes called a oil burnerthat is sold at nearly every indian owned hood store and is used for smoking ice or crystal methamphetamine. The term bowl has been used for century's as name for a glass marijuana pipe whose contents are directly heated with a flame. The roll bowl is also glass but the contents in its liquid form is rolled back and forth across the heated glass instead of being heated directly.

Hey man can I borrow your bowl a min? No not the weed bowl, the roll bowl.

by KingDingALing704 November 17, 2020

Roll Bowl

Noun. A glass pipe sometimes called a oil burner that is sold at nearly every indian owned hood store and is used for smoking ice or crystal methamphetamine. The term bowl has been used for century's as name for a glass marijuana pipe whose contents are directly heated with a flame. The roll bowl is also glass but the contents in its liquid form is rolled back and forth across the heated glass instead of being heated directly.

Hey man can I borrow your bowl a min? No not the weed bowl, the roll bowl.

by KingDingALing704 November 17, 2020

Irish Egg Roll

When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .

This whiskey Dick is the worst ...Do you want to just give me an Irish Egg Roll?

by Tony Bananas November 21, 2020

lint rolling

when you take the lint from your belly button and put it into someone else's belly button. You do this action back and forth between you and that person's belly button lint.

Yeah man, we were lint rolling all night. It was sort of hot.

by lintknitter November 26, 2020