Mexican scoot

The act of moving forward at a red light numerous times while the traffic in front of you is at a complete stop. The more room you leave in in front of your car the more scoots per red light you can get. Followed by extremely slow acceleration when the light is green. normally in a suburban or other SUV with over 8 occupants.

I was at a red light. I thought it had turned green until I saw the suburban in front of me pulling a Mexican scoot.

by cdhrham420 June 20, 2013

mexican pushup

the action of hopping a fence when you extend your arms fully from a bent position.

i heard the cops and i did a mexican pushup when i hit the fence

by qoeurrhq August 27, 2013

Being Mexican by marriage

Some one who marries into a Mexican family is Mexican by marriage. Or some ones step something is Mexican and they adopt them!

Being Mexican by marriage includes 1/8 meixican by marriage cause step mother is 1/4 Mexican

by Susie truffle October 7, 2013

Mexican handkerchief

The act of forcefully excreting mucosal sinus contents through one nostril and onto the ground (or floor) via the closing of the other whilst expelling air - likely originating in either the American southwest or Bible Belt, most prevalently used in the trucking and agricultural industries snot rocket farmer blow

I gave up lookin' fer a Kleenex and pulled out a Mexican handkerchief on the lobby floor.

by Wyndham Lewis April 30, 2012

Mexican Salsa Dip

A sexual term used when a male and a female are having sexual intercourse and the female is a having her period. The period consists of blood and chunks. When the male sticks his penis inside the vagina it is the mexican salsa dip as he gets his dick covered in chunky, blood.

Dude, last night i had sex. Fun at first until i realized it was a mexican salsa dip.

by Big Bill Ball Sack June 6, 2012

risky mexican

crazy person who adores himself, and thinks he are the greatest and toughest mexican around.

risky mexican thinks he is thougher than deni wcf, but he is not :P

by denisinjo January 1, 2012

Mexican Yoghurt

1. Jizz; semen.

2. The jizz filled sample of yoghurt mixed by Mr. A. Garcia in New Mexico and given to a shopper in a grocery store on January 25, 2011, making both Mr. Garcia and the yoghurt sample temporarily famous on The Smoking Gun, etc.

Woman: "Damn, this recipe calls for a tablespoon of plain yoghurt and we ran out yesterday."

Man: "Can you use Mexican yoghurt?"

by le chacal February 27, 2011