fortnite

just bunch of sperm trying to survive and winning over the egg, then suddenly you were born

tbh fortnite was a good game until you came along and ruined it for everyone

"i be flossin I be flossin"

by like you@ March 4, 2019

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Get the fortnitemug.

Fortnite

Heaven when the internet is smoother than a girls booty

Fortnite has taken over the world

by Sharp_shooter890 June 3, 2018

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Get the Fortnitemug.

a game that has taken over the lives of sad little teenage boys. they constantly loose girlfriends because of this game , since they are too busy playing. people also post their wins on their snapchat story because they think people actually give a shit about them when we actually don't.

girlfriend: i think we need to break up, you're spending too much time on that stupid "fartnite" game and not spending enough time with me.
boy: *is playing fortnite at the moment* yeah ok.

by cacalover418 May 14, 2018

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