Douche Canoe

A pussified person lacking any sort of balls to get a job done.

That douche canoe needs to fucking punch the gas and get the fuck out of my way.

by PRINCESS PHROGG June 17, 2021

douche-timer

Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.

"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

douche nozzle

Basically a level 10 asshole.

Oh my god.. Marc is such a douche nozzle that only cares about himself.

by Fancay November 20, 2015

douche-glide

Those "hoverboards" that only douchebag ride on

Check out my new douche-glide I now don't have to use my legs to go places!

by Dafuqlmao-_- April 21, 2016

Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother June 1, 2018

Douche fuckle

A person who kisses ass to gain higher employment in the workplace

Trampus is always kissing ass at work therefore he is a douche fuckle.

by Twisted0694 March 5, 2024

Douche Dam

A self-preservation tool that prevents a person being affected by douchebags and douchery

That douchebag's actions just broke through my douche dam and drowned me in abject douchery!

by Janofarc May 3, 2016