by thatguy1988 January 11, 2024
Get the Douche Fart mug.A shit-box car (usually owned by a teenager that just got their licence) that has had needlessly loud, expensive and fast modifications added to it people who drive around in these cars are generally douchebags who think buying a loud ass V8 engine for a used 2008 Toyota will make them look cool and is a good use of their part-time savings (spoiler alert, it's not).
Thomas: what the hell is that loud sound? Is that a sports car?
Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.
Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.
by Dr Doot January 29, 2024
Get the Douche-box mug.A douche of bros is the collective noun for a group of bros. The bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”
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A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizzaria after the the Phish concert last Saturday night.
A large douche of bros had settled in a spot at the park and were shouting “Bruh” loud enough to wake nearby baby’s being walked in their carriages.
A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizzaria after the the Phish concert last Saturday night.
A large douche of bros had settled in a spot at the park and were shouting “Bruh” loud enough to wake nearby baby’s being walked in their carriages.
by Pixylicious February 1, 2024
Get the Douche of bros mug.A Douch of Bros is the collective noun for a group of Bros. The Bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”.
by Pixylicious February 1, 2024
Get the Douche of Bros mug.The douche monster or the monster of douches.
Like a mega douche but way douchier.
It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra”
Like a mega douche but way douchier.
It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra”
by The best bartender in Parma April 15, 2023
Get the El douche-acabra mug.When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
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