two

two is a number

do you like two number
yes

by two_number_fan July 30, 2022

five two

The five two - COVID-19. Typically used to avoid saying the word due to content restrictions on YouTube or other media sharing sights, or as a playful way of mentioning the topic.

Call me when the five two's over. We'll get up to speed with each other.

by StanTalentStanBrittany December 31, 2020

two waters

A fat bastard

Look at two waters over there!

by Trüędēfîñįtïœńß June 14, 2017

two pete

The act of allowing two men to take turns slapping you in the face with their shaven ballsacks.

" Your looking alert ", "Why thank you I had a two pete last night !"

by T-Roy Tickle July 29, 2022

Two fingers up

A pose where someone is holding up 2 fingers mean they are madly in love with you.

Did you see her with two fingers up in that photo? She wanna give you big ass kiss

by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022

Two-Finger Filet

(Too - Fing-Ger Fi-ley)

When you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger.

"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."

"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."

by Fing-her Filet December 15, 2013

Two trucks worth

Having more people than one truck will hold

There were two trucks worth of Middle Eastern's in front of the hotel.

by Big Delicious May 20, 2014