"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024
Get the Two Figs Short of a Goosemug. When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"
Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012
Get the Two-Handed Sack Basketmug. Inserting two fingers into the vagina while another finger is in the anus.
In most cases the index finger and middle finger are extended while the ring finger and thumb are curled and the pinkie finger extended.
In most cases the index finger and middle finger are extended while the ring finger and thumb are curled and the pinkie finger extended.
Have you ever put two in the rung and one in the dung
Yeah to my ex she went crazy for it!
Two for the pink, one for the pink I always think!
Yeah to my ex she went crazy for it!
Two for the pink, one for the pink I always think!
by UrbanKing21479293 June 8, 2016
Get the two in the rung and one in the dungmug. Founded by the one and only Captain Chess Dannan Williams. A Tassie two an abbreviation for a Tasmanian two is the act of having two cones in quick succession without a break.
Braiden: “Hey how was last night?”
Fred: “oh it was soo good. Just seshed with a couple of lads. Dannan did a Tassie two and greened the fuck out. So funny”
Braiden: “haha what a cooker”
Fred: “oh it was soo good. Just seshed with a couple of lads. Dannan did a Tassie two and greened the fuck out. So funny”
Braiden: “haha what a cooker”
by Dickcrad June 21, 2022
Get the Tassie Twomug. Wanna go to Boston in Two-Hour-Land?
by IntergalactalEnergy April 27, 2023
Get the Two-Hour-Landmug. When you have two people that are thirsty, wet or just sexy that you would want for a threesome or more
by berserker blabbermouth June 6, 2017
Get the Juicy Twomug. A sex position where a person stimulates their partner by wriggling their index finger in their partner’s anus whilst wriggling their tongue in their partner’s nostril.
by The Smooth Surface July 7, 2022
Get the Two Factor Authenticationmug.