cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it

cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass

by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022

Schrödingers cake

expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too

you can’t have your cake and eat it too
following Schrödingers cake, I can

by nickyishere April 3, 2025

cake day

another term for birthday

Lina: “Hey Abby, are you gonna wish me a happy cake day?”
Abby: “Happy cake day, lol”

by url0c4lr4t November 30, 2019

Cake and Candles

The most masculine phrase used to wish someone a “Happy Birthday”.

“Cake and Candles My Brother” - Man 1

“Thank you!” - Man 2

by galactic_426 January 18, 2024

Cake

Being to sweet to a boy or girl that it is overbearing and a bit annoying.

Peter told mike he needs to stop being a cake ass.

by Staph-ron May 23, 2018

beef caking

the act of doing something awesome

omfg dude you see that back flip that was beef caking right there

by crush :) November 21, 2011

Rice Cake

A circular cake made out of hardened rice that preschool teachers shove down your throat. They expect it to make ypu healthy.

EAT RICE CAKE GET MUSCLE

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020