by Bbslimm January 4, 2021
Get the South Jersey Suck 'N Fuckmug. 
today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️
person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉
by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023
Get the national suck dick daymug. Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)
Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
by Rick Fork November 6, 2024
Get the Suck Classic Off Daymug. Even though boasting about their high-speed 4G mobile broadband service, Airtel sucks. it would be the definitive example for the work "sucks".
Airtel sucks.
by wake_up_neo April 16, 2022
Get the sucksmug. The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022
Get the Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'mug. 