by Maria Lake April 26, 2019
by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 03, 2022
by KJ Salinger July 08, 2019
In Dungeons and Dragons, it’s when you make a perfect roll and everything goes right, most of the time, if your DM isn’t awful. DND players use this term to describe a total victory in real life.
Jumbo: Boy I’ll tell you what, that girl went home with you RIGHT QUICK!
Vishnu: I cannot help it, I was rolling a twenty in diplomacy.
Vishnu: I cannot help it, I was rolling a twenty in diplomacy.
by Sharpguyinatie December 04, 2017
A line of mums and pushchairs usually moving at the pace of the slowest toddler whilst completely blocking the pavement with complete disregard for other pedestrians.
Usually seen during the school run, such mums are usually having conversations about how trollied they got on Jägerbombs the night before, or how Kiyanne is a lazy bastard who needs to get a job.
Usually seen during the school run, such mums are usually having conversations about how trollied they got on Jägerbombs the night before, or how Kiyanne is a lazy bastard who needs to get a job.
by Working Mum October 12, 2019
A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.
Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"
Dude:"He's monkey rolling"
Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."
Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
Dude:"He's monkey rolling"
Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."
Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 09, 2016