by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017
Get the douche dong mug.Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.
"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"
by bbkate_r August 22, 2012
Get the Combative Douche mug.I had to leave the bar because a douche of Chad's wouldn't stop talking to the bartender about crypto so no one could get a drink.
by Hawthorne McGillicuddy September 4, 2022
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Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche bag or douche canoe. The ultimate form of douchebaggery.
by unseeliekin August 18, 2014
Get the douche-tanic mug.dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
Get the Douche' mug.someone who "moves douch" or pulls a "douch move"... in other words someone that fucked up bad or made an ass out of themselves.
Andrew's such a douch mover, he totally kissed my girlfriend at the party last night.
What a douch mover!
What a douch mover!
by Wachichi July 13, 2009
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