Get the douche canoemug. A kind of douche: a privileged person who doesn't know they're privileged and who thinks in terms of refining a brand for themselves through purchases made with discretionary income. They also adopt and discard opinions in pursuit of their ever evolving brand. One clue to the douche personality: everything they wear is fairly new because they're always tweaking their brand, fiddling with new things they can afford to buy. A douche loves passing tests and going for brass rings, acquiring markers of success. They are self-centered strivers and usually clever and worldly. For them, the world is primarily a place where they can consume and win at status games.
He/She is a classic douche. He/She is only interested in apartments south of 96th St that reflect their success and cleverness and where they can hang out with other douches so they can deplore people's non-pc ideas and feel good about themselves.
by MH1979 June 1, 2023
Get the Douchemug. noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.
also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.
also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.
by two skinnyc's May 26, 2011
Get the douche shootmug. Clinton is a douche-canary.
by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019
Get the douche-canarymug. by loves2spoog October 3, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. The nasty nuggets that fall out of your vagina after you douche!! Caution do not eat a 10-piece douche nugget with any sauce wasaki doesn't help either!!
by Jearle219 May 26, 2018
Get the Douche nuggetmug. I had to leave the bar because a douche of Chad's wouldn't stop talking to the bartender about crypto so no one could get a drink.
by Hawthorne McGillicuddy September 4, 2022
Get the Douchemug.