anal retentive

When you have to poop in a hurry so you let out just enough to stop the pain.

C- Why are you so pissy?
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.

by MamaWe November 1, 2018

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anal disorder

A term used to describe ass cancer just without saying cancer because people will be offended

Damn that guy's ass is so big he might have an anal disorder

by Pijab mahmud April 19, 2018

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To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.

"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"

by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024

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ANALE PRINS

The anal prince is a dutch title for a virgin who looses his virginity to another virgin thru anal sex and films it.
It's the highest order you can earn in the Netherlands and Belgium.

Thomas: "Jow er is een nieuwe anale prins in town!"
Marie: "Omg wie? Ik wil hem voor mij hebben."

by ARVI123 September 23, 2022

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Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019

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