Simp

Another word for Ruben Foster

Person A: Yo What does simp mean?
Person B: Oh its a Synonym for Ruben Foster

by ftmBoichetti February 12, 2020

Feen simp

The worst type of feening and simping over a girl is considered a teen simp

Alex is such a feen simp

by Simpalations101 December 7, 2020

simp

a simp is a man who will be willing to do anything for a woman.

“ lee do you want to come out”

“ no i’m going to go do horse riding with millie”
“ lee winder your such a simp!”

by ahokthenboomer July 9, 2020

Simp

Pussy ass nigga who puts a trifling hoe before the bro’s. Commonly associated with the name hunter.

that Boy hunter a simp

by TheBoys420 February 25, 2020

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

Simp

Someone who “dogs the boys” therefore placing hoes before said bros

“Oh man he’s gonna start losing friends because of how much of a simp he is”

by Quake2108 December 3, 2020

Simp

Short for simpleton

He is such a simp.

by Mz Gigglezzzz March 6, 2020