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twist my fingers

When the of''s come by i twist my fingers
by Yungxanax December 9, 2016
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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015
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glock in my hyundarri

When you want to exclaim that you have a glock located in your 'rari, but you remember you're not so well off and can only afford a mid-range Hyundai sedan.
I'm not sitting on stacks, so I'll have to strap a glock in my hyundarri at the very least.
by dotjarz January 10, 2016
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Jim my john

Dude, I saw Meghan stop by your apartment yesterday afternoon, but she left a few minutes later.

She just wanted to Jim my John between classes.
by rnnrdad January 23, 2016
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oh my lob

Oh my lob stands for “oh my lobster”. 🦞
Verlaine: Did you hear about how Czarina broke up with AJ?

Navjot: She did? Oh my lob
by Or Or November 27, 2018
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my tea is in a sack

When you order tea and it comes in a sack.
"MY TEA IS IN A SACK! HELP"
by IMAFATBALLOFFAT November 28, 2018
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Munch my toes

Used as a sexual thing as in telling someone to munch my toes or suck my toes. This is sometimes said as a joke to friends too.
Girl:(LARGE GROAN), munch my toes
Boy:(LARGER GROAN)suuuuurrrrreeee

Rob: Have you seen that new movie.
Steve: Rob munch my toes
Rob: Go eat yourself
by paul/goodboy December 10, 2018
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