by Roxyannsan1 March 13, 2018

The card in a box of assorted chocolates that shows where in the box the different types of chocolate are located.
by DianeH1 November 27, 2010

A shit so massive the top pokes out of the water similar to an ice burg that wrecked the Titanic but made of shit instead of ice and it wrecks your anus.
by Beef Swellington May 19, 2017

by Amity1 August 19, 2024

The benevolent act of wiping your dirty anal hole on the face of an unsuspecting, passed out drunk person, usually a friend. This is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. A chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person's clothing if your shit won't adhere to the face.
I got off easy last night. The Chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn't find me.
by shidz December 14, 2015

Something a boyfriend/husband buys a women when it is that time of the month so that she is not a complete an utter bitch
best friend #1: "bro why is my girlfriend being a bitch?"
best friend #2:"does she smell like fish and is bleeding from her vagina?"
best friend #1: :yeah lol"
best friend #2:" just buy her chocolate and she wont be a bitch anymore"
best friend #2:"does she smell like fish and is bleeding from her vagina?"
best friend #1: :yeah lol"
best friend #2:" just buy her chocolate and she wont be a bitch anymore"
by mcnuget nigga May 21, 2019

by ExcuseMeChocoBuddy December 7, 2016
