One who is so lame that the only hole they'll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. They usually eat it afterwards, with butter and a different, homemade cream cheese.
Peter: Quagmire watch the numbers would you? I'm going to heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!
by Teh Judas November 4, 2009
Get the Bagel-Hole-Screwermug. It has commonly been presumed that children cannot be produced from anal sex. But this is incorrect. There are many offspring resulting from posterior intimacy (straight or otherwise)...George "Dubya" Bush, Baraka Obama, Vladimir Putin, the UK's Royalty Family, Oprah Winfrey, Courtney Love and Albert Pike (formerly of "Boys in the Hoodz" and the boy-band "Albert and the Circle Jerkers") are notable examples.
by Hamburger Harry June 23, 2016
Get the Children of the corn-holemug. A 2 Hole Clap is a very unique and rare occurrence. Only a special breed of woman can ever attain such a skill. It has two requirements (1) a woman must have an extremely elongated pussy lips also known as the labia and (2) severe rectal prolapse, which occurs when the rectum slides out of place and sticks out of ones asshole, turning the rectum inside out.
The 2 Hole Clap occurs when ones elongated pussy lips and rectum flap onto one another when one walks causing a slap or clapping sound.
The 2 Hole Clap occurs when ones elongated pussy lips and rectum flap onto one another when one walks causing a slap or clapping sound.
Woke up drunk in bed with this naked girl. She got up and walked to the bathroom and as she walked I heard this awkward seductive clapping sound. Observing closely I noticed two long protrusions flapping outside of her body. At first I thought I had slept with a tranny again but came to realize that in fact I was experiencing the mythical 2 hole clap - an asshole and pussy hole clap.
by Dingus Dongus July 2, 2018
Get the 2 Hole Clapmug. Ross: "I bet her arse hole is nice"
Daley: "I bet it is like a bullet hole in a pig - a tight pink hole...but with out the bleeding"
Ross: "he he - do you want the pink or the pink"
Daley: "I bet it is like a bullet hole in a pig - a tight pink hole...but with out the bleeding"
Ross: "he he - do you want the pink or the pink"
by Daley August 17, 2007
Get the Bullet hole in a pigmug. by Mad Dog Adams April 22, 2008
Get the Jack Ass Holemug. by Raidermom October 26, 2008
Get the Black Corn Holemug. When a man or woman feels the need to have the most glorious butt-hole ever and have the brow history of the booty removed they may/may not choose to vistt a local bleachorioum of analology in order for it to be prime time pink and clear type penetration.
"Oh girl, I got me another date wit dis playa and I knows its gonna get nasty. Guess what time it is? Butt-hole bleach!"
by gangland August 18, 2009
Get the butt-hole bleachmug.