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Cake

being Knackered or very drunk.
I am cake, i need sleep.
I am cake, i am drunk.
by MatyMoore July 15, 2005
mugGet the Cakemug.

Cake Team

Named from a rap song released by Fetty Wap 9 years ago, "CAKE TEAM"

Cake Team is a universal group name for women with large asses throwing it back and twerking.

You can find these women in various types of clubs.
Yo dawg, the Cake Team is in this mofo, lets throw some bands.
by spicyNigger June 4, 2023
mugGet the Cake Teammug.

Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.
Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.
by Llama66 October 16, 2019
mugGet the Crap cakemug.

stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
“How was work, honey?”
Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024
mugGet the stir the cake battermug.

California Butthole spice cake

The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.
Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake
by ContaminatedAfricanWaterhole January 19, 2020
mugGet the California Butthole spice cakemug.

cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.
"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."
by Jamon IX October 3, 2013
mugGet the cake blastedmug.

Pasta cake

A term for the Italian dish of Lasagna
MMMmmmmm....... Pasta cake......
by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024
mugGet the Pasta cakemug.

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