Taco Crunch

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina

Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.

by Dave-Kort October 18, 2013

dogshit tacos

someone who is discernibly worse at pong than everybody else on the table; of or related to anyone who is dogshit tacos at pong.

Dude 1: Yo why is Ressler playing on A-side?
Dude 2: I have no idea, he is fucking dogshit tacos at pong.

by jbfresh2 January 27, 2012

Surf Taco

the place where you go to have anal sex in a body of water ( pool, shower, etc.).

" I went to a pool party last night and then I totally went to Surf Taco! "

by youknowmebutyoudont April 16, 2012

taco bell sauce challenge

go to taco bell and get fire sauce packets and have the challenger drink 5 packets of fire sauce

person 1: i just went to taco bell and got 5 packets of fire sauce you should do the taco bell sauce challenge.

person 2: no way man last time i did that i started gagging because it was so hot.

by Jessica pennywinkle January 2, 2012

taco dive

the female version of a tea bag.

Hey Denise, I dare you to go taco dive on Justin's food.

by say WHAAAT?! February 26, 2011

Soft Taco Supreme

Result when you have sex with a girl on her period and cum on her vaginal lips and it looks like a Soft Taco Supreme. There is an obligation to bite it.

Thank goodness Sally was on her period today, otherwise I wouldn't have had my monthly Soft Taco Supreme.

by Tom Bishop July 19, 2011

Mystery Taco

Mystery Taco: When a woman secretly inserts taco meat into her own vagina prior to sex, creating a delicious surprise for her partner, hopefully to be discovered during cunnilingus.

Mystery Taco: It's what's for dinner!

by Bob the Mighty August 2, 2011