cranking a fat shit

When your taking a dump but the poop is so big it hurts your butt hole when pushing it out.

Friend:*knocks on bathroom door*
Me:Wait a minute I'm cranking a fat shit out of my ass.
Friend:Understandable have a nice day.

by Swagmaster6969696969696 December 3, 2020

fat turtle ass

nice sexy /juicy

that one fat turtle ass

by willy scott November 19, 2020

Fat fucking ludge

A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.

That girl is such a fat fucking ludge.

by Ssewankambo February 28, 2021

terry the fat shark

A meme that gives you gifts every Wednesday, basically a good boi

Person 1: oh look, Terry the fat shark gave me a tv!
Person 2: how a shark can be so rich?

by Deathdarkgon May 10, 2021

Fat Cunt Syndrome

Mainly found in Males at the age of 18 years old, whos name starts with a K and ends with an N.
Commonly referred to this type of person as "A Fat Cunt with no life."

The known effects of this syndrome are:
1. No Life
2. Extremely obese
3. Retarded

Not all effects of this syndrome have been listed.

Any person retains the right to call this person a racial slur or any other type of slur.

Hey man, don't look at that guy he has Fat Cunt Syndrome.

by The Big Man 69420 July 8, 2022

BIG FAT FADOOP

A big goofy lookin man who walks around dumbfounded. Who is not very intelligent.

Did you see that Big Fat Fadoop, pickin his nose and eating his boogers.

by BigBeckStud July 12, 2022

fat fucking milkers

one of the greatest pleasures known to man, , seriously i could suck on them all day long and i wouldn´t bother, now i´ve only touched a girls breast around once in my life and it was amazing ... so D e l i g h t f u l ... u know ...

"when bitches get horny
niggas die
you need to go back to the OG penitentiary days and start jacking off again" -2pack
-btw that chick right there has got some nice "fat fucking milkers" you should invite her for dinner or something

by xx-big_breast_john998xx July 20, 2022