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Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin
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by It's better not to ask June 1, 2022
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Me:Wait a minute I'm cranking a fat shit out of my ass.
Friend:Understandable have a nice day.
Me:Wait a minute I'm cranking a fat shit out of my ass.
Friend:Understandable have a nice day.
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