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A Fat Juicy Truck

A truck that can be considered fat and juicy
"I would love a fat juicy truck."
by The fat juicy lemons September 5, 2021
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Aspen Fat Unit

When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.
Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin
by Aspenburger September 1, 2021
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fat nose bilal

big fat greasy ugly nose. pimple itis red nose gru.
bilals nose is the size of the m1 tunnel. hes fat greasy pimple itis gru nose is the size of a dorito. He has a bilal. He is a fat nose bilal
by fat nose beelol October 12, 2022
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fat fucking tits

Breasts of the large variety, normally that of a woman's. Can sometimes be that of a man's.
That guy's got fat fucking tits.
by It's better not to ask June 1, 2022
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fat turtle ass

by willy scott November 19, 2020
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cranking a fat shit

When your taking a dump but the poop is so big it hurts your butt hole when pushing it out.
Friend:*knocks on bathroom door*
Me:Wait a minute I'm cranking a fat shit out of my ass.
Friend:Understandable have a nice day.
by Swagmaster6969696969696 December 3, 2020
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Fat fucking ludge

A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.
by Ssewankambo February 28, 2021
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