fart on your cornflakes

Synonymous to raining on your parade.

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.

by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009

shit on your lip

when a bitch/dude has herpes or a cold sore on their lip and it is very evident.

From How High, (2001) "Silas: That shit on your lip got some shit on its lip"

by Rob smokes blunts December 28, 2010

pop your wigglies

the climax of intercourse for a male and subsequent ejaculation

Better lay off that brass monkey so you can still pop your wigglies tonight.

by Gram February 9, 2006

Your moms uncle

Related to the term "Your mom," it is commonly used when using "your mom" just isn't cool anymore because its overplayed.

Person 1: Who are you going out with?
Person 2: Your moms uncle.

by I dont remember my own name April 20, 2006

Recover Your Life

Self Harm and Eating Disorder support site. Possibly the biggest on the internet.
Containing endless pages of fantastic information, a chatroom, live assistance and a Forum.
All for support and distraction.

Recover your life member 1: I really feel horrible, I need support, help?
Recover your life memeber 2: Hey, we're here for you, what's the problem?

by Fi. December 13, 2008

tape it to your leg

Literally this expression refers to the adhesion of one's penis to one's thigh in an attempt to tame an insurmountable erection. The expression is used figuratively to inform another individual that he or she is exhibiting behavior demonstrative of elevated levels of arousal, excitement, or enthusiasm. The variant "tape it to my leg" is useful when preceded by the phrase "you got me all boned up and now I gotta...", as a way of expressing resentment for an individual who has unduly excited one and left one unsatisfied. Also popularly used in a wilderness setting, or in the absence of tape, "strap it to your leg".

Whoa, easy there bronco chief, tape it to your leg!, Damn, girl, you got me all boned up and now I gotta tape it to my leg.

by JPT, cunning linguist December 16, 2008

toss your tacos

to vomit, to barf, to puke, to throw up, to honk, to chunder

I was making out with her while you were tossing your tacos in the bathroom. (toss your tacos)

by theodorsinho April 22, 2008