Ellie mai

ellie is a fat orange bitch with big fat footballer legs. her eyelashes look like they’re trying to run away and i don’t blame them. watch out this beast likes to pull hair!

‘is that the globglowglabglab?’
‘nah dw that’s just Ellie mai.’

by obamasbighairyballsack November 23, 2021

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13 may

people born on this date are baf bitch who need love and attention because they are single

what date is today?

it is 13 May

oh it's my friend's birthday. I need to go say hello her

by uuuwahwhatahottie November 24, 2021

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May 24th

National unground your kids day

Ungrounded means to stop the punishment Over time u gave them # May 24th

by Becky hues May 24, 2022

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May You We You We May

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

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Beautiful outgoing girl. She will make your day brighter than ever before and is very sweet. She hates feet so don't remove your shoes or you'll be hurt. She's sarcastic especially if you get on her bad side. Has silky blonde hair with hazel eyes you get lost in. An amazing kisser and great in bed. If you have a maddi may in life consider yourself lucky!

Have you seen maddi may?
Yeah she's gorgeous.

She's amazing!

by hbunk January 26, 2015

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