Fat finger delay

To cause delay by not typing something correctly.

The router configuration took an extra hour to finish because of a fat finger delay.

by Jamesman December 24, 2008

3 fingers up

This has been known to mean Josh is the fittest man ever

3 fingers up

by J2sh.08 July 17, 2022

4 fingers up

4 fingers up shows that you’re madly obsessed and in love with shan no questions asked

They all put 4 fingers up!

by sanzcb April 7, 2022

Two Fingered Turtle

A masturbating technique that uses both the thumb and for finger in a very peculiar way. Usually resulting with either all four inserted in the anus. or just the thumbs are and the forefingers are tickling the gooch.

Rapist and pedifiles use this lure in little boys and girls by saying
"Have you ever seen a Two Fingered Turtle?"

by Kinga da Kleet February 28, 2010

8 fingered asshole

When you are being such an asshole that you can't use two thumbs to do a "This guy!" Thumbs remain in and your 8 fingers point back to you; when you are an asshole beyond two thumbs; an alternative to "This guy!"

After screwing up royally and having someone call you on it and you know you're guilty, you can say, "I'm beyond two thumbs. Who's being an 8 fingered asshole? THIS GUY!" with all 8 fingers pointing at yourself.

by PixieStick75 September 29, 2010

Cum finger stiffness

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.

Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019

One finger discount

A one finger discount is similar to a five finger discount, Except Instead of stealing something from a regular store you steal an item from a dollar store.

Young Jimmy got a one finger discount ... Too bad he got caught and got a one dollar legal fee he has to pay.

by TheWhiteDeath10 July 7, 2017