green chef

when you shove a head of lettuce in a man's butt and top it with croutons. the croutons must be organic.

"What kind of stuff did you get into last night?"
"Let's just say she gave me a green chef."
"Damn, I love organic croutons"

by featherbunbuns August 3, 2017

green lagoon

When your girl puss is so dank, when you fill her up with dick sauce that shit turn green

"That girl I picked up on the street last night (hooker) was so ratchet I had to give her a green lagoon"

by Green lagoon August 12, 2017

Green nosing

When companies make earth-friendly public appeals through token policies or initiatives that have little impact on business as usual.

Oh look! Multinational Resource Inc. is green nosing us by suppling the dishsoap for those poor oil-soaked gulls!

by doyouknowhim August 15, 2017

god's green

weed, marijuana, ganja, kush, pot, grass

Not the devil's lettuce.

After harvasting god's green from the field, they made a mega joint that was so big, it got god high.

by harvester420 August 22, 2017

Green Skopo

an amazing youtuber with amazingly good content. his name is mark

-Have you seen the newest Green Skopo video?
-Yeah, it was lit

by markxxl August 24, 2017

tabby green

A very loving and trustworthy girl. She is always up for a laugh but serious in the right situations. Shes always looking gorgours and is the best person to be around. She can cheer you up when your down and is a best friend type of girl. Shes extremely smart yet talented. Shes pretty and has a sparkly personality.

Tabby green is amazing and kind

by fjsjsnsnx August 26, 2017

green nut

Nuttin in the woods

I had a green nut into that tree over there

by Mad boii August 26, 2017