anal prober

That weird mate that pokes your butthole

Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien

by nipplebladez August 21, 2016

Anal Debt

The principle and/or an unspoken code in which a person performs a task or favor for another person, that results in debt that can only be repaid with anal sex.

Emilia: Thanks for the ride to the bank, but I have no money to pay you.
Winston: If you can't pay me, you are in anal debt to me!

by Evan? December 25, 2015

Anal blender

A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.

My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.

by MillionIQBaby January 10, 2023

Anal

Something my parents do

Wanna do anal tonight Steven?

by Wtfman69420 May 18, 2021

backwoods anal

Very hairy anal sex

" I did some backwoods anal with a country chick

by doug0220 November 18, 2018

Anal Ventriloquism

When you use the chair you're sitting in to generate leverage on your butt, which increases the audio quality of an escaping fart.

"Did you hear my fart? No? Damn, I was even engaging in anal ventriloquism to make it louder."

by huahdaddy June 5, 2025

Anal Beads

These anal beads will fit nicely in my anal cavity. Susan loves tasting my anal beads, she likes the juicy sauce that leaks off of it

Mom have you seen my anal beads? They smell "lovely"

by Niglelodoen July 27, 2019