The ugliest person alive some say. An Alex Orange Martin is a homeless person who lives in a bin behind IKEA in Manchester. He sneaks into the library to play video games and yell at his "friends" who he insults to make himself feel better. He does not have any real friends but some pretend to be his friend couse they feel bad for him.
by CheekiSwede February 24, 2017
A really good friend who most likely has a big dick and good taste in style normally finds himself watching porn twice a day
by Zeze999 October 30, 2020
by Youngnarrowlikesbbc April 01, 2022
An Alex is someone truly amazing ,, you are lucky to have an Alex in your life , he is someone that is so down to earth and honestly a friendship that you would love to keep for the long run. He is very caring, funny, understanding, and yes I guess full of swag or wtv. Sir is boyfriend material 100% Also an Alex can eat, so like it’s the everyday mukbangs you can have with him because who wouldn’t love that. An Alex is the type of guy who girls be barking at when he’s out and about, truly something that we won’t understand but I mean it says something. Yes Mister Cherry sir is good looking, and his fashion taste pretty good too :D
An Alex is surrounded that people that care about him so that’s that don’t try and hurt him, his granny can give some pretty good kicks btw so watch out( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
An Alex is surrounded that people that care about him so that’s that don’t try and hurt him, his granny can give some pretty good kicks btw so watch out( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Friend #1 : Yooo I jsut met this guy he’s so fun to be around with
Friend #2: Lemme guess it’s Alex aka Cherry
Friend #1 : Yesss
(I didn’t know what to write here bye t-t)
Friend #2: Lemme guess it’s Alex aka Cherry
Friend #1 : Yesss
(I didn’t know what to write here bye t-t)
by MissRice November 22, 2021
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