House

Before house was used as the departure we live inside now it was originally Called The Sanotorium Meaning Mental Asylum But 10 times worse and locked in a 2 foot wide room with the height of 4 foot this was incredibly small and bad for tall Inmates

Guard : you will be doing 3 weeks in House

by anonymous September 14, 2020

English Cream House

An orgy held at the palace of the British Monarch, or involving the royal family in any way.

King Charles isn’t as cool as the other royals, we haven’t had an English Cream House with him in charge yet.

by Bagofchips99 November 17, 2022

Big house

gay man that has a small house and looks like an old british king from a LONG time ago or some shit bozo ass hair cut

you our a big house HAHA

by Not PilotGreenBean69 July 14, 2021

House hole

A basement with no stairs, where you trippy trap your bitches. ALWAYS place a trippy trap for yo mother freaking bitches.

Ella: AHHHHHAHH
plunk
Ella:god dang it, I fell for this man’s trippy trappy house hole!!!!!!
Strange old lady: been there done that…is it just me or do you look like a cheese string?

by Hot dog Waterman May 23, 2025

Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.

Come to my house or send poo

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

Open House

A person who openly and unashamedly cheats on their partner with any willing soul.

"Did you hear that Jeremy homewrecked John and Emily's relationship?"

"No dude you've got it all wrong. He cant homewreck them since Emily is an Open House"

by Chek-apiece September 24, 2023

House call

When a guy only wants to have sex with you, so he invites you over to his house to hang out for the first time. Rather than a public place, or go on a date.

Him: Lets hang at my place?
Her: sorry I don’t do “house calls”

by Devin2264 March 6, 2022