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Rules

Never having been the kind of person to follow other people's rules than your own isnt giving up on following rules.
Rules are meant for the kinds of people who follow them or behave exactly within them. Most people are human, and know when expectations aren't just making lives difficult, they're not human expectations, people are expecting them to be docile, programmable robots awaiting commands, directions, and instructions because that's what the people expecting them to be that way are when they're not posing as somebody like them, one of them, on their side.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
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Rule 10,742

Just because you have a gf, doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to look.
BF: *looks at another girl*
GF: “Hey!”
BF: “Rule 10,742”
by HelloImDavid July 1, 2023
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Prostitute rules

"Hey Tarquin, can I borrow you wetsuit", "of course Kevin, prostitute rules though" kevin later returned the wetsuit with a leg missing after a shark attack however, prostitute rules were agreed upon and he had to pay Tarquin for a new wetsuit and was evicted shortly after due to lack of funds to pay rent.
by Robadong October 19, 2017
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Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing

1. You must read at least two articles per day during the reading phase
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.
- Adam, you still have 400 words to write before we can have dinner. You can not question this, as it is stated in the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
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Rule 2

I can't really think of any way to use Rule 2 in a sentence, I'm sorry.
by totally not foraict November 3, 2017
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Rule #1

Never get your meat where you get your bread
As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies
by goodhood14513 February 25, 2021
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Birthday rule

if your birthday is in the month of an even number than you could celebrate all of that month but if your birthday is in the month of an odd number u only can celebrate til the next week after your actual birth date, with the exception of the first month of the year.
Julie is celebrating her birthday all month, because she filling the birthday rule.
by Dr.WMA October 14, 2020
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