Mystery shopper

Another word for a secret shopper.

I’m so excited about my new mystery shopper side gig!

As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job

by Jozéy January 1, 2021

Noah Snapp

This really Roachy girls boyfriend

Whos that?
How that's Noah Snapp you know that roach girls boyfriend

by anonymous January 3, 2021

clearance shopper

Someone who is too broke to afford objects at regular prices. So they wait until it’s on clearance to buy.

“I got these shoes because they were on clearance.”
“Man I swear you only buy things on clearance, your a clearance shopper.

by That_One_Novak February 25, 2021

Costco shopping

Costco shopping is code for slaying bitches and getting drunk

Honey, I’ll be gone for the afternoon. I’m running a few errands, might do some
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.

by The @$!@ñ $3ń$@+!0ñ January 15, 2021

Dickboy shopping

When you browse through someone else’s wardrobe looking for things to wear

“Why are you looking through my clothes?”
“I’m going dickboy shopping.”

“Yo I don’t care that you don’t have a pair of jeans here, you’re not going dickboy shopping.”

by FossieLockdown January 22, 2021

Go shopping with your best friend day

January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.

"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"

by Definitely not jamie January 30, 2021

Window Shopping

When rich guys go to mall to buy windows

Window Shopping! , OMG! you guys so rich you buy windows

by ramsamilover February 5, 2021