National Slap a Hoe Day

January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves

person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day

by rawrtastical January 8, 2024

Habib slap

This is the term for slapping your dog against your wife of an arranged marriage and then

t-bagging her to claim your victory

Person 4: your so god damn annoying

Person 1: hey sir I swear if she doesn’t shut it I’ll habib slap her with the dog

Person 2: tag team ?

Person 1: ohhhh it’s on

Person 3: no no don’t I heard her nan say we should take a bath in dettol

Person 5: *screams loudly*

by Womper stomper February 22, 2022

Slap ass January

Slap ass January slap all the ass's

I love slap ass January

by Diggidedigdy1987 January 5, 2020

Slap my squirrel

A man masturbating.

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!

by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010

Slap a baseball boy day

On October 25, it is the day to slapa baseball boy

Hey Baseball boy it’s slap a baseball boy day so here. *slaps*

by Stupid baseball boy October 24, 2019

bitch slap

where you get slapped square of your block because you made someone mad. usually, black women bitch slaps hurt the worst.

dude cheated on her, got a bitch slap, and got left.

by thatpersoneveryonehates October 29, 2018

Slap Nut

a stupid ass lame who is a stupid ass pos

shut up slap nut

by Pogfacepogboy October 7, 2025