Rod Rules

Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.

Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?

by LaGarce July 6, 2018

Breakfast Rule

This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.

If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.

"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."

"Did they keep going?"

"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"

by EggsandBacon October 10, 2012

Video game rule 34

*God has left the chat*

Video game rule 34 is fucked up, once you see it, you'll wish you hadn't

by A_single_bean June 1, 2019

Rule 34

If it anywhere, it’s mostly in onlyfans or the internet

Yesterday I went on onlyfans, I died due to porn, I wish I didn’t see rule 34 things.

by Stormin_norman64 November 4, 2021

Rules

Rules are meant to be broken

These rules are actually dumb and imma do my own thing

by Lowkeyinjailrn May 12, 2018

Rule 35

A rule of the internet stating that if it exists, there is a wiki for it.

"Hey! Do you know if eating cereal has a wiki?" "yeah man, duh! That's Rule 35!"

by NINTheWretched August 23, 2021

creeper rule

Creeper rule applies to age gap in dating and can be applied from teenagers to senior citizens. It’s a gauge to the the appropriate age of someone younger than you that you can date. The rule states that you cannot pursue anyone younger than 1/2 your age + 7 years. For example for a 30 year old it is not appropriate for them to pursue anyone younger than 22 years old… 30/2=15. 15+7=22.

Tom: hey that girl over there’s pretty cute
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.

by Peasey360 August 6, 2021