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Rule 34

"If it exists, there's 18+ material of it. No exceptions."

And sadly, they really meant no exceptions. Not even minors and inanimate objects are excused.
There's this website named "rule 34". Don't go there. It's filled with extremely weird fetish material. Yep. Every weird fetish you can think of, ranging from foot fetishes to rape to vore to C̶̜̃̀L̵̳̀̐U ̮̑B̶͙̹͛͆ ͔͝Ṕ̴̻̝E ̭̇N ͐ͅG ̱͛Ǘ̶̜͂I̵͍͊N̵͎̦͌, Rule 34 has it all.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 20, 2022
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Piggyback rule

When I give a girl a piggy back ride, if I’m not huffin and puffin after 50ft she doesn’t get a second date
I can tell that I like this girl because she passed the piggyback rule
by Dudeguy123456789 December 27, 2019
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Rule 901

A new rule of the internet that I'm proposing.
If a piece of fan work gets copyright claimed by the company who made the source material, then it's canon. An example of this would be if Nintendo claimed someone's fanfiction. No matter how inappropriate, lewd, or downright fucked up that shit is, it happened.
Person 1: "How have none of the companies parodied in the Racist Mario video claimed it yet?"
Person 2: "Rule 901. if they were to claim it, it would be canon to that universe."
by Bossboy28 July 13, 2025
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Five Eight Rule

The Five Eight Rule is a rule in relationships between expatriates and locals of a host country. An expat or local who is considered a "5s" by their own home dating market is viewed as "8s" by the opposite party. Often, the rule applies to both parties. Each one perceive the other as an "8", but they are both, in reality, "5s" in their own home dating market.
Person 1: I don't know how Josh landed that Asian girl. She seems way out of his league. He's a 5 at best.

Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.
by matcha snorter September 22, 2022
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discord rule day

on this day (march 11th) all rules in a discord server are enforced twice as strictly, breaking a rule will result in TWO warning and will be treated as if you broke the rule twice.
me: GUYS DONT GO ON DISCORD TOMORROW

everyone: why

me: DISCORD RULE DAY IS TOMORROW

everyone: P A N I C
by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021
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#1 rule

The rule that shows Brooke loves Arturo more.
Remeber the #1 rule, Brooke loves Arturo more, it's a fact.
by BrookelovesArturo January 16, 2008
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Rule 34.1

If it exists, someone is masturbating to it or once has masturbated to it

This applies to individual videos, concepts, etc
RULE 34.1 in ACTION

Video of a bird choking on a cigarette bud: Exists
Some horny man: *Whips it out*
by Razorclaw the crab April 2, 2021
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