New Jersey Devils

The worst team in the national hockey league. they are all fagots. The new jersey devils are known for sucking ass except not actually because nobody on the new jersey devils gets girls. the new jersey devils aren’t men. oops looks like you dropped your purse ladies

Wayne Gretzky: The new jersey devils are a mickey mouse team! They are faggots
Dumb new jersey fan: Wayne Gretzky would not say that!1
hockey dude 1: the new jersey devils are disgusting because new jersey is a bad place
hockey dude 2: bro you are so right!
Jack Hughes: That’s so mean! Because I am a pussy I am going to kill myself!
hockey dude 1: have fun!
Dumb new jersey fan: Dont’ kill your self Jack Hughes I want to rail you you can’t die before i shove my dick in your mouth1 because i’m a homosexual faggot fan from new jersey

by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022

New Mexican Nougat

The process of using mud as a lubricant during anal sex, and then once finished, using your Significant Other's hair as a wipe for it, then to finish it off, give them a rimjob.

Dude, last night was so wild, me and Laura got to try The New Mexican Nougat.

by JOHNNY JACKOOF January 25, 2018

Upstate New York

everywhere in New York State EXCEPT for the city
used to make everyone who doesn’t live in the city feel better about themselves because they have a fancy title too
a way to shut out the city in hopes to bring attention to the fact that New York is an entire state, and New York does not always mean the city

person A: Where do you live?
person B: New York
person A: how’s the city life?
person B: no, idiot, i live in Upstate New York and i despise the city.

by sadgirl getting mad August 21, 2018

plowing new ground

to break in or take away the virginity of someone (male or female), euphamism from the common farmyard or agricultural term

someone spiked the drinks at the freshman prom last nite, i was plowing new ground like an ox and cart

my girls gettin lose, i need to plough some new ground

by rek-loose April 8, 2004

New Hampshire Hamboni

When two men proceed to have anal sex with sliced ham around their genitals until orgasm when they then proceed to produce semen onto the ham slices and eat them

"last night daquerius and I got so horny we started doing some New Hampshire Hamboni in bed."

by Drug D. Ealer December 3, 2019

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by Urban Dictionary User 77472918 May 9, 2018

Fallout: New Vegas

Contrary to popular belief, this is anything but "The best Fallout game"

I wasted nearly all my Steam credit buying Fallout: New Vegas DLCs.

by Yöur pseudonym October 15, 2022