press my laundry

to tell someone to give you a hug

Get over here and press my laundry!

by llama4 January 1, 2014

peter my pan

To emotionally and spiritually please another individual

You peter my pan

by Emily S February 14, 2015

Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.

You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.

by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015

Piss my dick

To piss so hard it feels like your dick will blow out like an exploded cigar

The line at the ball game was so long I knew I was going to piss my dick.

by Comic83 July 6, 2015

crackle my popcorn

An expression indicating that something has brought the speaker great pleasure...usually in a mind-blowing fashion.

Man, that just crackled my popcorn.
That song totally crackles my popcorn.
You crackle my popcorn.

by Alqualonde September 4, 2015

Suck my pelican

It mean suck my long dick, and be offended because you can really suck my pelican -Kenzie Bushe

Nigga suck my pelican!

by Kenziiee12 September 2, 2016

Whack my Gack

A way of someone to say masturbate my penis.

Jim: Hey you, why don't you come over here and Whack my Gack!?
Tim: That is quite rude.

by Popaius November 8, 2016