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press my laundry

to tell someone to give you a hug
by llama4 January 1, 2014
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peter my pan

To emotionally and spiritually please another individual
You peter my pan
by Emily S February 14, 2015
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Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.
You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.
by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015
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Piss my dick

To piss so hard it feels like your dick will blow out like an exploded cigar
The line at the ball game was so long I knew I was going to piss my dick.
by Comic83 July 6, 2015
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crackle my popcorn

An expression indicating that something has brought the speaker great pleasure...usually in a mind-blowing fashion.
Man, that just crackled my popcorn.
That song totally crackles my popcorn.
You crackle my popcorn.
by Alqualonde September 4, 2015
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Suck my pelican

It mean suck my long dick, and be offended because you can really suck my pelican -Kenzie Bushe
by Kenziiee12 September 2, 2016
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Whack my Gack

A way of someone to say masturbate my penis.
Jim: Hey you, why don't you come over here and Whack my Gack!?
Tim: That is quite rude.
by Popaius November 8, 2016
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