jack rabbit

A type of homosexual who once was effeminate and soft and did not like hard core, brutal sex (i.e. a bunny). However, had a run in with a bear (i.e. raging butch homosexual) and got messed up so bad that he now craves being caught by a bear again.

A bear loves nothing better than fooling a bunny that he's all sweet and then, BLAM!, that bunny is never quite the same. He falls into a depression, goes straight, or becomes a jack rabbit.

by dabunnywhodabearcaught September 18, 2003

jack black

another name for Jack Daniels whiskey (due to its black label)

Bartender, a bottle of jack black!

by jbizzledizzle April 8, 2004

jack in the crack

jack in the box's real name

hey mate I am going for a walkabout to jack in the crack want to come I am gonna get a burger and thorw up

by williamtell April 27, 2006

jacking a squirrel

the act of one going outside, upp a tree and screwing a squirrel until he rips off his nuts and throws them at you.

"Sorry im late, i was jacking a squirrel, that also explains this huge indent in my forhead."

by katero_447 May 20, 2006

Santa jacking

Where a department store santa gets drunk and/or pissed off etc. and pulls his pecker out while a work and jacks off.

He's santa jacking.

by The Fury 13 December 6, 2010

Captain Jack

'Captain Jack' is the name given to a lad that 'harpoons' the 'Kracken' courageously and lives to tell the tale.

While they don't tend to remember the details in their toxicated state, others thoughtfully remind 'Captain Jack' of his adventures.

Usually quite often, in a banterous manner, dependent on the ferocity and ugliness/fatness of the Kracken. Being called Jack is also a factor.

Can be found at the same party as a 'chundersaurus rex'.

- 'Captain Jack! How're you feeling?'
- 'Whaaat?'
- 'Captain Jack? Y'know, you seriously harpooned the Kracken last night. So brave.'
- 'What are you on? I'm still hanging mate.'
- 'Ha, YOU BONED A FUGLY SLUT'
- 'Fuck.' (or other suitable expletive)

by 925ale December 3, 2011

Colby Jack

Someone who is of mixed European and Asian descent.

Oscar is colby jack because his dad is Japanese and his mom is French.

by Mandamel September 5, 2008