Good Morning & God Bless

Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".

Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"

Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"

Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"

Person 2: Papa Bless :,)

by AhegoMan May 22, 2018

god dammit fat ass

a person with such a big fat ass that when people see them walking down the street, they say, "God dammit, that's a big fat ass."

"God dammit, that's a big fat ass."

by Russell Barker May 17, 2004

good morning god bless

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."

by judebrewer May 23, 2018

Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.

"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."

by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009

Good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing"
"Good morning and god bless Hila"

by mista_earth May 23, 2018

Mathias Grim God of Shank

An all mighty man that can strike down anyone with the tip of his finger. Hope to god (wait he is your god) you never cross paths with a Mathias.

Everbody: Nice to meet you, what’s your name?
Mathias: Mathias
Everbody: oh god no, Mathias Grim God of Shank
Mathias: I am your god

by It’s me “your god” of course March 22, 2019

Good morning and God bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.

“Ethan, I need to use the bathroom. What are you doing?”
“Good morning and God bless, Hila.”

by PapaBless420 May 22, 2018