Chocolate Smooch

When there's a little bit of shit on someone's asshole hair, but you're trooper and eat their ass anyway.

"Dude, last night I gave Sasha a chocolate smooch!"
"Nice!"

by Gordoncheese May 17, 2018

chocolate dip

When you fill up the toilet with so much shit that your dick gets a little dirty. That's what we call a chocolate dip.

Man I just had so much diarrhea that I got a chocolate dip.

by ratdad209 February 4, 2023

Chocolate slurry

When your performing cunnilingus on your girlfriend and your tongue slips and you lick her butthole

Oh last night I gave my girlfriend a chocolate slurry it was awesome

by bandana darren October 18, 2022

chocolate digestive

The best biscuit to ever exist on this planet. A nice biscuit with a sweet, even layer of chocolate on one face. If you don’t like chocolate digestives I will hunt you down <3

“Dude, those chocolate digestives were peng!”
“I know right, how could anyone not like chocolate digestives?”

by Onesexymf September 26, 2021

Chocolate

A food made typically made from roasted or ground cacao beans. It is generally sweetened and can be consumed in many forms. Since it's conceptipn, it's etymological meaning has now evolved to even encompass things made from substances apart from the cacao like white chocolate.

Here, have some white chocolate. It's great!

by AJShah February 6, 2024

Chocolate Flonase

When one presses their rectum up against their partners nasal cavity. Then uses flatulence to clear out the others sinuses.

My sinuses were clogged up. So I got my boyfriend to do a Chocolate Flonase. He pressed his sphincter firmly against my left nostril and whilst holding my breath, he farted in my nasal cavities. Cleared my sinuses and I was able to eat the corn kernels left over.

by EltoeCam February 19, 2025

chocolate fudged

Where a lover poops on your face.

Last night was intense, I got chocolate fudged by my wife.

by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016