The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.

Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake

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Dutch oven chocolate

When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.

I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead

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When you have anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. Once the spew is loose, you take your penis and smear it all over your partners butt cheeks

"I wanted to do anal last night but she was sick, so she gave me biscuits and chocolate gravy instead..."

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Steven Compton's type, not to drak, not to light, like Beyonce

I am going to get some special dark chocolate.

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You should be drinking it right now. Do it!

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To each their own , with their business . As long as it suits you (:

Well I know you it may not be for everyone but, cada quien con su chocolatè

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