anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby

Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized

by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020

Anal master

Someone who has dedicated their life to the practice of anal activities and anal worship, using their butthole for good or evil.Ass to the brass

Nikki”With great power comes great Anal Master responsibility”

by Butthole Bobber December 19, 2020

Anal star fish

The anal starfish is when you're able to find a woman who is loose enough you can slide your hand in her butthole and high-five the last guy that was in there.

Dennis. " Yo bro...We had the best vacation in Maine.. me and my son we're in the beach and found a whole cash of star fish!"
Clay " dam bro... I met this stripper in Maine named deb ...and cashed in on her anal star fish. Met this cool guy named Aaron... Our trip was the shit! "

by Captain A ron December 25, 2020

Anal Projecting

The act of pooping while high.

*on the phone*

"DUDE HOLY SHIT I'M ANAL PROJECTING"

"Bruh how many edibles did you eat"

by pantaloon.exe December 27, 2020

Anal Gravy

It's best practice to poop before anal, but sometimes that poopy residue mixes with cum to make that anal gravy

"I fucked her so hard in the ass she was dripping anal gravy"

by Waynedip December 31, 2020

Anal flowstate

A period of enlightenment when shitting on others to get to the top.

He had to use his butt plug as a pacifier be cause his anal flowstate was so elevated.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

analize

verb
To so thoroughly examine methodically and in detail the constitution or structure of (something, especially information), typically for purposes of explanation and interpretation, to the point that it feels like you are shoving a hard shaft into someone's anus.

Good Grief Drew!!!, said Lady Sheen, if you are going to analize it that hard at least use lube.

by SanAntonioWebster January 7, 2021