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School Nurse

A lady who "cures you" by putting ice on you because they think ice cures everything.
Kid1- Im hurt!

School Nurse- Okay here's some ice.
Kid1- Bruv.
by angelina#5724 (discord) May 25, 2020
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Parmiter's School

An international school located in Watford, England, it is multi-sex and rather hard to get in to. It is famous due to the fact that it crawls with extremely attractive pupils, unlike all of its sister schools. Female uniforms are rather skimpy, showing off their toned legs and flattering bodies. Parties with these students will serve you the best night of your life.
"Hey dude, where do you think we can get the hottest chicks?"
"Parmiter's school, duh"

"You wouldn't want your boyfriend near a student from Parmiter's school"
"Don't forget your girlfriend too"
by sommebastes April 2, 2017
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Lmc school

Lmc is full of drama if you ever want to go to a school that has a lot of fights and lies and fake people step right up to lmc school
I’m so tired of being good and having good grades I’m going to lmc school
by Bb you know me June 6, 2018
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Millennium School

A very sucky school for kids aged preschool to 5th grade. They say they create geniuses but really all they do is create hell for these children. If you are lucky to survive the school years without commiting suicide you are truely blessed
Mom: Honey it's time to go to Millennium School
Kid: No Mommy! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mom: Honey you have to go to Millennium School
Kid: But it sucks!
Mom: Well I don't care! Just brush your teeth and get it the damn car!
Kid: Fine!
*Kid walks to bathroom*
Kid: Hmmmm I rather die then go to Millennium School *grabs a gun and shoots himself!*
by anonymous123456789987456321236 September 1, 2012
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School shooter

It's when someone who shoots up the school for fun. Sarah, Sabrina, Waylon, Matthew, Cj, and Silas are most likely to do it. School shooters are important. Everyone is important soooo dooo itttt!!!!!!
Person 1 : Did you heard that Haylee was going to shoot up the school but Cj took over

Person 2: Oh my gosh!!!!! I literally faced Cj he is really cute not gonna lie. ;)

Person 1: Eh, not really Silas is WAYYYYY cuteer than any of the boys at school!!!!

Person 2: LISTEN HEREEEEEE!!!! WAYLON AND CJ ARE REALLY CUTE BUT I SHIP WAYLON AND SILAS!!!! #COUPLEGOALS

Person 3 : But damn I over heard that all five of them are school shooters and they finna get y'all. If y'all talk shit like that at school cuz they got ears everywhere!!!
by Bina 🖤 October 16, 2019
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high school

The best or worst four years of your life.

Not only do you spend most of your teen years going through hell, you also bring it home with you as teachers dont give a damn what other activities or classes you have to take care of. If you give an excuse they will most likely say "Oh, so that's more important than my class?"

There are a few amazing teachers though, good luck getting in those classes though because I can assure you they will be completely full.

Let's not forget about the drama; If you have a facebook, delete it.

Freshmen are stupid
Sophomores are stupid for thinking they're less stupid than freshmen
Juniors are alright
Seniors are barely at school from ditching all the time
Kathy *screaming from across the hall*:

"Omg Vicky I missed you so much how was summer omg what class do you have next high schools so cool omg"

Senior: "stupid freshmen"

Other senior: "I know right"
by idontfuckingknownumbers October 9, 2012
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School Slicer

Different to a school shooter, the main threat brings a lightsaber instead of gun, to slice up the school.
Did you hear what Paul was planning?
Yea, he's going to slice up the school, the goddamn school slicer.
by MarkRektedYou2 May 10, 2017
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