The phenomenon of being disturbed during a fap session just as one is about to blow one's load. Named after UK porn magnate Paul Raymond.
Was just about to blow my loads when, as Raymond's Law would have it, the postman rang the doorbell.
by BollysPhysicsFun December 7, 2020
Get the Raymond's Lawmug. My grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the grandnephew-in-lawmug. 
Get the half-co-sister-in-lawmug. 
Get the co-second-cousin-in-lawmug. Despite common misconceptions, Parkinson’s law is in fact more akin to Poka Yoke whereby a relentless focus on increasing the efficiency of an organization through any means necessary benefits both employees and shareholders.
When a management consultant applied Parkinson’s law to make my call center more efficient by requiring us to badge in to use the bathroom, I was initially upset because I could no longer take a nap in the stall after lunch, but soon realized I got more done at work at slept better at night. Win win!
by Bezos said so April 29, 2021
Get the Parkinson’s lawmug.