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jake t. austin

an actor that currently plays max in a show called wizard of waverly place.
Is currently dating jennifer quiros who will be an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie.
Daisy:"Oh my gosh, did you know Jake T. Austin is dating Jennifer Quiros"

Kristen: "No, but who the hell is that?"

Daisy:"she's an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie!"

Kristen:" oh well than, Lucky Bitch"
jake t. austin by kristengirl March 10, 2009
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ain't pussy 

Someone who will never ever score any pussy, for any number of reasons, including hygiene, habits or the plain old inability to talk to women. Shortened from ain't never gonna get any pussy.
See that guy in the wife beater, he's ain't pussy.
ain't pussy by tehlulz1 February 9, 2010
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Pull an Ice-T 

To suddenly become violent and threatening, even if you are a nice person.
Did you see Ernest over there? Please join in on his anger over pizza that was five minutes late, and pull an Ice-T along with him.
Pull an Ice-T by Fillmaster December 16, 2011

Arewen't 

Short for:
Are We Not
Arewen't we going shopping?
Arewen't we going to meet up and have lots of sex?
Arewen't by Horneyasfudge December 27, 2011

i ain't going down for this 

1. to resist being at fault for something like an arrest due to drugs or prostitution.

2. to refrain from agreeing on something that has to do with a group of druggies conducting business of drug dealing...like some serious weed.
drugs, gangs, trouble, I ain't going down for this

blowin ain't whoein

When a girl that is already in a relationship gives another guy a blowjob.
girl 1 - Amy, I can't believe you gave Jimmy a blowjob! What if Jason finds out?

girl 2 - So what if he does? Blowin ain't whoein!

Ain't Crispy 

Not Lit
From what I can see, it ain't crispy.
Ain't Crispy by Innerwoo August 5, 2016