National Consume Oobleck Day

do not consume Oobleck today it is toxic and you'll die

Today is national consume Oobleck day

by pisstoes June 12, 2021

national chicken alfredo day

national chicken alfredo day, it’s a day where you tell your guardian(s) that its national chicken alfredo day and they will make some !

hey *your guardian*, it’s national chicken alfredo day
*guardian* okay… and?
and you’re gonna make some!
*guardian* you’re right, i should!

by uRg@710L February 17, 2022

National Kenzie Appreciation Day

BITCHES IT'S NOVEMBER 3RD. Kenzie deserves to be recognized.

She is the sweetest fucking thing. I love her with everything that I am and more people need to realize it too. Kenzie is the best person I've ever met. She is so nice to everyone and she always puts others first before herself. Kenzie is the most beautiful girl that I've ever met. She is so pure and wholesome and I love her so much. She's extremely smart and bright so I believe she deserves her own day.

I am hereby declaring today, National Kenzie Appreciation Day.

Yo, it's November 3rd.
YEAH DUDE IT'S NATIONAL KENZIE APPRECIATION DAY.
HELL YEAH, IT IS. Let me go and praise Kenzie for the beautiful goddess she is.
Same!!

by Kiby November 2, 2020

National DeepThroat Prevention Day

April 30 is National Deepthroat Prevention Day. To stop these hoes form death by deepthroat

Mom: It's National Deepthroat Prevention Day.
Son: Cap!

by Ray Reeves April 30, 2021

National Smack a*s Day

october 5th is national smack a*s day

yo its october 5th yk what that means its national smack a*s day

by vi123456 October 4, 2022

National Old Seats Month

“National Old Seats Month” is during the month of February. During this time, students in Mrs. Edmond’s math classes should legally be aloud to sit in their old seats.

Mrs. Edmonds doesn’t let us sit in our old seats, even though it’s National Old Seats Month!! >:(

by momma_of_4_XD February 7, 2020

National Jamie Fuckers Day

A day on September 25th where everyone fucks somebody they know named Jamie as long as doing so isn't illegal. On leap years, this day extends to September 26th

Person 1: Hey Jamie, can you celebrate National Jamie Fuckers Day with me today?
Jamie: Yeah sure!

by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022