Cake

VERB: To consume massive amounts of cake ---- guilt free!

Melissa Bryant said Saturdays are a great day to cake!

I'm just gonna sit around and cake today!

Let's go to the party so we can cake!

by deanopolis March 31, 2017

strawberry pound cake

When a guy pounds a girl on her period, the resulting sauce is called strawberry pound cake

There is a shit ton of strawberry pound cake on the shower floor after I fuck you on your period

by Pound caker April 5, 2017

Cake

a female that multiple friends from the same group would like to become intimate with, usually slutty but almost always into hotter guys.

Person 1: I'm gonna kill steve
Person 2: WTF why?
Person 1: I found a new cake and he licked it without telling me

by ENGLISHCHAP--- April 9, 2017

beating them cakes

To assfuck or to fuck a girl doggystyle

she really wants me beating them cakes bro

by king54321 April 16, 2017

Wake and cake

For a male to bring himself to a state of arousal, wake his partner, and ejaculate on their face

Man, I iced my girls face this morning with a mean wake and cake.

by Killa from manilla indaflesh April 17, 2017

Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.

The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".

by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017

Cakeful

Someone who is full of cake, meaning they are dumb thicc.

Reed:Damn did you see Colby she's Cakeful as hell

by Mudd-Flapp April 23, 2017