The 5 Rule

There's at least 5 girls you would have sex with in a room. Not date or take home to mom, just 5 girls that if it came down to it, or a lot of booze clouded your judgement, you would.

"Dude I walked into class and the 5 rule applies!"

"Nice bra!"

by Haroldrocks69 November 27, 2011

Rule Alpha

Angry Reacts from Facebook are more valuable than money.

"Sorry,I only pay with angry reacts because the Rule Alpha"

by Orphan Seraph June 29, 2017

asshole rules

A term used to describes one who makes a double standard rule, normally used in jokes

You can follow girls but I cant follow boys??? Thats asshole rules!

by kaseym86 April 29, 2024

MelRonDrew Rule

Forecasting after 12 Noon on a Friday requires hazard pay, additional PTO time, and one BT Travel Workbook skip for the following year.

Damn, I really wanted to NOT have a headache all weekend, but they made me forecast on Friday afternoon. I invoked the MelRonDrew Rule, so I guess it will pay off in the long run though.

by ZmanRules August 18, 2023

Rule 2763

If it exists, there's an object show character or a objectified show of it. >:3 (BEEFYDIE REFERENCE???)

Rule 2763 is not a real internet rule btw. May be used as a joke or whatever.

by CedarFeline March 9, 2025

rule 7'd

when in an IRC chat room, the moderator bans you for whatever reason he pleases(usually a good one though)

i was chatting with this guy and watched him get rule 7'd

by JP189512 July 23, 2014

Three screenshot rule

If a woman has screenshot a guy’s message and sent it to:

1 ) Her best friend
2) The group chat
3) The emotionally intelligent online friends who don't judge.

She is officially into him. He is now a discussion topic, strategic plan, and public case study.

“When he sent that ‘get home safe’ text, she applied the Three Screenshot Rule within 8 seconds.”

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025