penis prober

Adj; A male who has a tendency to place his genitalia in unusual places.

Last night some guy got his junk stuck in one of the jacuzzi jets, what a penis prober.

by scorepex July 11, 2007

Purple Penis

When one's dick is grabbed so tight that it loses blood flow to the tip.

She squeezed so tight I got purple penis.

by wiggleman83 July 7, 2020

Mystery Penis

To have sex with a man while blindfolded.

Robbie likes mystery penis.

by GODSMACK May 20, 2014

Penis scaffold

The act of clipping one or multiple bulldog clips onto the foreskin of a penis, acting as a source of extreme pleasure for some since the foreskin is one of the most sensitive parts of the human anatomy.

Hey baby. I wanna penis scaffold you tonight.

by marg the barge September 23, 2012

Penis Brigade

1.A mob of gay dudes that go around straight bashing heterosexual men.

2.A witch hunt for straightys by lgbt people who are heterophobic.

The penis brigade beat up stan because he said there are only two genders.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

hulk penis

A massive member.

"Wow, Did you lasher's penis?"
"Yeah, He has a Hulk penis!"
"Man I wish I was THAT big"

by Hulk Penis June 4, 2014

long penis

man's front

girl:ohh I wanna play with ur long penis man:u sexy mama of course teacher: don't have sex!

by jade9303546 March 27, 2022