peyton manning

probably the best QB in the nfl now that hes won a super bowl and yea brady has won 3 but who cares his numbers arent that great and his team carried him anyway and that whole thing about manning being bradys bitch thats obviously stupid because as shown in the AFC championship game brady and the pats blew a 21-6 halftime lead and brady is clutch?

Tom Brady: "21-6 this is over"
end of game
Tom Brady: "sobs"
Peyton Manning: "Whose the bitch now?"

by 9700 May 31, 2007

pac man

nintendo mrs.pac man retro gamer video games what kesslan loves

The cute little yellow dude that I have always assumed is married to Mrs.Pac Man. His life consists of eating little dots while saying"waka waka waka" and running from colorful ghosts!

Pac man is very very twee.

by have_you_hugged_larae_today? October 13, 2005

man-splaining

A term a woman uses when she feels that she is losing an argument to a man and takes the cowardly route of the victim card.

Her: What, those girl-power memes I post every day are a way of my compensating for the lack of confidence I have in myself? Why don't you shut up and quit man-splaining it to me?

by JustnIst October 11, 2020

sand man

Cumming on a girls face while she is asleep.

I sneeked into her room last night and gave her a sand man. I got out before she woke up.

by Dirty Dirk Diggle September 21, 2009

man crush

the true test of determining a man crush is simple. If one has a man crush on someone else, that person would be willing to hold their crush all night long if asked. This holding is in no way sexual, simply emotional. And there is nothing wrong with sleeping in the same bed as another person towards whom you have no sexual attraction. man up.

Dan: i have a man crush Clive Owen. If he asked me to hold him all night long i would say yes

by defyingdefiner March 16, 2009

man dragon

a huge cock capable of splitting bitches open, thusly they scream as if they are getting attacked by a dragon. The man dragon makes loose holes tight.

guy: Take my man dragon you whore!
girl:ahhhhh it is so big it hurts
guy: yeeeeaaahhhhhhh!

by Mitka April 11, 2004

Super man

when you pull out and cum on the bed sheets and then quickly push the girl on the spot where you came. She then falls asleep and when she wakes up, the sheet is stuck to her back and she gets up and runs around to get it off, thus looking like super man

super man dat hoe!!-soulja boy

by huge boner November 7, 2007