Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!
I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!
by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021
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WE NEED SUM EATS

Please help. All we have left is refried beans and rice crackers.
Yo, my cat got hit by a car... WE NEED SUM EATS.
by Big riggA! September 2, 2023
mugGet the WE NEED SUM EATSmug.

hard eat

A food that is considered disgusting to the consumer
This vegemite is a bit of a hard eat.
by zZoinkice_boy November 24, 2023
mugGet the hard eatmug.

EATING SHIT

to categorize someone who is unable to walk due to an athletic defect. Commonly refereed to as "Julieing it". A person generally called Julie G.
Oh did you see Julie eating shit in the parking lot. She is sooo unathletic. Poor her.
by Fluffy Kitty December 13, 2019
mugGet the EATING SHITmug.

Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.
Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014
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