by Mebelebe February 13, 2017
Get the Chocolate fucknanamug. Tammy my butthole is throbbing.
Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!
Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!
by G Kett April 7, 2023
Get the Chocolate martinimug. this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face
Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!
by AGBurton October 3, 2008
Get the chocolate pretzelmug. I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches from those lips !
by Dr Dill Doe March 5, 2025
Get the Chocolate smoochmug. Bro1: you know that girl?
Bro2: yeah what about her?
Bro1: she gave me a chocolate marshmallow.
Bro2: that's nasty bootygasm Netflix and chill
Bro2: yeah what about her?
Bro1: she gave me a chocolate marshmallow.
Bro2: that's nasty bootygasm Netflix and chill
by aGoatinaOverCoat August 21, 2016
Get the Chocolate marshmallowmug. Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hatmug. by Shiggles October 3, 2016
Get the Columbian Chocolate Milkshakemug.